Raising Parrots

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large,
beautiful
> parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.”Why so
little,” she asked
> the pet store owner.The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should
tell you
> first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes
it
> says some pretty vulgar stuff.”The woman thought about this, but
decided she had
> to have the bird any way.She took it home and hung the bird’s cage up
in her
> living room and waited for it to say something.The bird looked around the
room,
> then at her, and said,”New house, new madam.”The woman was a bit
shocked at the

> implication, but then thought “that’s really not so
bad.”When her 2 teenage
> daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, “New house, new
madam, new
> girls.” The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to
laugh
> about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
> Moments later, the woman’s husband Keith came home from work.The bird
looked at
> him and said, “Hi, Keith!”
>
>

Natalie